strawberry farm near santa cruz

This year’s annual spring break camping trip was definitely the inspiration behind our first attempt to tame our land into cultivation. Waking up to this view outside our camper window for a week – rows and rows, hills and hills of strawberries – how could I not arrive back home with 60 strawberry starts?  Yes, sixty.

While I have had fairly good luck with 2-3 strawberry plants in the past, all bets are off for a strawberry farmlet at our new coastal, fog-ridden, cliff face of a garden.

One thing I do remember is that unless you have oodles of time, energy or chemicals, you may as well prevent the slugs, snails, weeds and damp ground right from the start.  So last weekend I picked the flattest, sunniest 10×10 area I could find and spent an entire weekend pulling out the crab grass (with a little help from my one big and two little guys).   I know that this crab grass jungle and web of deep roots is the only thing preventing our land from being our neighbors new roof, but really, pick axing this stuff out is more like torture than gardening.

After laying down the fancy new weed matting Karl bought, we hauled a yard of new soil (aptly named “local hero”) up from the back of our truck, up the cliff face in little buckets and shimmied it into peaks and valleys.  Another layer of weed matting, secured down by the last of our firewood (and our old Christmas tree), and we were ready to plant.  Oh, and whip up a quick deer proof fence.

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Fingers crossed for many strawberry daiquiris, smoothies and jam this fall.

How upset would you be if you typed “spring break strawberry daiquiris” into google and this post came up!?  Ha, serves them right.

 

 

Having been here for several sunny winter months, I’ve had a lot of time to contemplate the new and improved Drinkable Garden.  Procrastinate more like it.  I’m not sure if I’m paralyzed by the vast opportunities an open patch of 25 x 100 ft grass offers or by the many practical constraints I keep discovering.  Should I figure out the perfect plan for a perfect garden before I pick up the shovel… or should I just dig?

While technically I’m sure the deer fence, drainage, irrigation, terracing and planning are all meant to come before planting, we have many examples of how our jump-in-the-deep-end-and-figure-it-out approach worked well for us in the past – growing hops, immigrating to the US and the decision to become parents to name just a few.

I guess since we’re currently missing both the money for a landscape architect/designer and the time to read and research… I have my answer.    Besides I’d rather be here, knee deep in crab grass, sorting through my birthday present potato starters for the ones least eaten by the raccoon last night anyway.  I’ll plant them right here, in this patch of hill that seems perfect… for right now anyway.

Turns out I enjoy the gardening more than the garden.

 

 

 

 

It’s now officially spring of Season 3 of the Drinkable Garden and we find ourselves in a new location with new soil, new climate, new ambitions and a blank slate.  Oh, and a 32% incline!  (Is it even possible to garden on a cliff face?)

 

We took flight last November from Oakland to Marin following the typical migration pattern known around The Bay Area as the “school district dash”.   We were lucky enough to land on a small block of grass and cozy little house in a small beach community just north of the GG bridge that’s surrounded on three sides by national park and one side by the Pacific Ocean.

 

And update number 2, yes, sadly it’s true…

We have just sold the Drinkable Garden.

 

So if you could all please raise your glasses, we’d like to propose a toast…

“To the apple tree we nearly killed with amateur hacking..

to the fig trees that produce enough for a whole neighborhood worth of human, squirrel and opossom families,

to the berries, corn, lemon, tomatoes, carrots, hops, olives and tea plants who thrived and produced abundantly despite their cramped quarters…

to the experiments we can laugh about now ( licorice, lemongrass, key lime, bananas, grapes, passion fruit, juniper, pumpkins, rice and melons)…

to the kiwi and guavas who were no doubt waiting for us to leave before they produce…

to the horseradish and potatoes who’ll pop up every summer from now to eternity…

and to the 10+ different herbs who’ll hopefully garnish or flavor many a cocktail going forward…

we say thanks.  We’ll miss you.  We are sad to say goodbye.  

If only you were in a better school district.”

 

Cheers,

Lucy, Karl, Big (now 5) and Little (now 2)

 

Drinkable Garden article

Sunset magzine – October 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Welcome to the beginning of Season Three of the Drinkable Garden, and boy is there a lot to catch up on.  First up is the late but exciting news that The Drinkable Garden story made it out of the eworld and into the real world.  Thanks Sunset for helping tell our story and showing off some of our favorite cocktails.

The full version of the article is here.

tomatoes sept 17

Our tomato crop did not fare so well this year thanks to our humongous hops sun-hogging growth.  The hops grew several feet a day (really) to the point where they outgrew our homemade structure, toppled over the fence, spilled over the tomatoes and mandarin tree, tangling the kiwi vine and tayberry bush spindles in together on its path to mass garden suffocation.  

While I am ok with 2011 being the year of Drinkable Garden home brew instead of bloody maries, I am a little envious of the view out my bedroom window of our next door neighbors garden…

susans tomatoes sept 18

berry figin delicious sept 12

Here’s tonight’s drink, straight from our garden… the newly-invented fig infused potato vodka & soda, garnished with a fresh organic strawberry.   Since this drink took our first ripe fig and probably our last ripe strawberry it looks like this concoction will be a rare but cherished thing around here.    So what should we call it?   How about Berry Figin Delicious.

horseradish sept 10

carrots sept 10

 

Today’s garden haul includes carrots, apples, beans and horseradish.   What do I do with them now…?

a) a delicious fiery health drink / concoction

b) a beef, carrot & bean casserole with horseradish sauce.. and apple pie

c) lunch snacks for the kiddos next week (excluding the horseradish of course… we’re not those kind of parents)

 d) a carrot juice martini followed by an alcoholic apple cider followed by a horse radish + tomato bloody mary, while munching on some deep fried cilantro bean snacks.

beans sept 3

 
 
 
   
 

apples sept 10

 
 
 
 

gin aug 28

Depsite our best attempts at unusual flavored potatoe vodka (basil, chilli peppers, lavendar) we can’t deny the hundreds of years of great minds that have gone into crafting the ultimate flavored vodka – gin. 

Starting with our bumper 2010 potato crop, we distilled them into delicious, clear but potent spirits and then let several batches steep for a few months with a mixture of liquorice bark, cardamon seeds and juniper cones.  

The result?  A home made gin that rivals the store bought – less citrusy than the mainstream Gordons and Beefeater but more rounded and flavorful than our local competition 209 and Junipero.  Just a cautionary note however.. the jury was not an large, international, scientific alcohol body, but instead a small group of international alcoholic bodies (namely Karl, Steve, Russ, Jesse and Stuart).

Next year the juniper and liquroice will be from our garden as well as the potatoe vodka and olives.  Martini anyone?

potatoes sept 12

 

olives feb 5

radicchio sept 10

Our new, primitive slug prevention method – planting sacrificial butter lettuce plants around the priced specimens – appears to be working.  By proactively feeding our pests we remain a pesticide free garden – the little fellas are just too full by the time they get to the good stuff.

Maybe I could take a lesson from mother nature and stick low calorie crackers and carrots to the outside of our chocolate drawer?

hops aug 20

We’re not ones for travel guides and tourist maps so it stands to reason our hop growing adventure was also unplanned and self taught. As home brewers we might just slide into the bottom of the amateur league, but as hops growers we are so clearly novices, even the squirrels laugh at us. Now in our 2nd year here at the Drinkable Garden growing hops, we’ve picked up a few 101 lessons along the way:

  • You can’t buy and plant hops whenever you want to – the buying season starts in March/April and is usually done online or via a catalog, or as in our case a local online home-brewers’ bulletin board. Our theory, other than to support the local, little guy, was that a cutting from a plant in a similar climate would increase our chances.
  • For both home brew flavoring and gardening reasons it is better to buy several varieties of hops, and a good place to

    hops aug 20

    start is with your favorite type of beer. It can take 3-4 different hops to flavor a good home brew IPA and since that’s our brew of choice, we bought 2 Mt Hood, 2 Cascade, a Centennial and a Chinook.

  • Prepare to be disappointed with how ugly and stick-like the hops rhizomes look like when they arrive, and to be surprised when they grow at such a phenomenal jack-n-the beanstalk rates as 2ft a week.
  • They’re fairly idiot proof as long as you plant them the right way up after the last frost, give them loads of fertile, well drained soil, sunlight and compost.
  • You don’t have (at least we didn’t) any way of knowing when and which variety will shoot for the stars so try and avoid them being shadowed by other fast growing spring plants (like our tomatoes). One of our Cascades hit 25ft last month while its brother planted 3 ft away is just now hitting 5ft. The

    ipa brew aug 21

    Mt Hoods are only just out of the starting blocks.

  • You need loads of special twine, plenty of long bamboo stalks and a sturdy ladder. You also need to ask your neighbors if they don’t mind a summer eclipse over their yard or hops bines curling clockwise around their power and phone lines. The promise of future home brew usually helps with this.
  • With an expected harvest of 2 ½ pounds of dried hop cones per plant you may need to pre-book some sick leave and stock up on your favorite hangover cure.
 

sweet corn aug 20

I’d never heard of a crop of sweetcorn falling over… and despite my best attempts at claiming the phenomenon as a symptom of our impressively large corns… it turns out it is actually caused by gardener watering error.  Apparently corn, along with most plants, prefer less frequent deeper waterings rather than frequent smaller spurts.  It encourages them to have deeper roots I guess… something handy in preventing them from falling over.  Told you we have no idea what we were doing.

On our way back from collecting a truck load of corn from the back paddock we’ll make sure to adjust the irrigation timing. 

sweet corn aug 22

grapes aug 21

They say that pruning grapevines is an age old art, a perfect science and a delicate technique.  Luckily “they” were not in our garden at the end of last season for my amateur hacking of our wild, mystery grapevine.  Still, it can’t have been all that bad if the crop so far looks like this right? 

Only a few more months till the 2012 vintage of our fig and mystery grape wine – clean, crisp berry notes with a mild bouquet of urban Oakland.

strawberries aug 20

Unfortunately the calories it would have taken for me to walk around the garden picking strawberries and Moroccan mint, wash them, put into blender with milk, sugar and cream, and then pour into the ice cream maker and sit down for half an hour… would come no where close to the cazillion calories I have consumed in eating my home grown, organic ice cream all afternoon.  Oh well, next year maybe we’ll get goats and plant sugar cane so I have to work a bit harder for the other ingredients too!

 

 

strawberry and mint ice cream aug 20

sunflowers aug 15

 Not only does our new sunflower field (ok, more of a patch than a field) look great and cover up the hole left after the Potatoe Debacle of 2011, but on closer look, we see that we’re providing lunch and landing pad for a variety of friends. While I haven’t yet thought of a way to make a drink out of sunflowers, I do plan investigating how to harvest and eat our own sunflower seeds.

sunflower aug 15

 

sweetcorn aug 1

Take it from us – there’s nothing like having eight foot sweet corns growing in our driveway to make you feel like real farmers.  Enough to wear overalls and drop a bit of hill-billy slang jargon into our conversation for the afternoon?  Yep.  Enough to buy jean shorts, a John Deer cap, and a subscription to Gun and Garden magazine?  Nope.

 
home made ice cream party july30

While he might appreciate a drinking themed birthday party in about 15 years, I thought an ice cream party a bit more appropriate for Little’s 2nd birthday. So 16 little ones, 30+ grownups, 9 home made ice creams and 1 giant ice cream truck cake later… we’re all happy, tired and a few pounds heavier. 

Even though the ice creams were all the same basic recipe – creamy, delicious and Jenny Craig’s worst nightmare – I did give myself the challenge of having at least one part of each flavor coming from our garden.  Turns out… not as hard as I thought… in fact I have a few more ideas I’d like to try this summer… but they’ll have to wait till I can fit into my jeans again.

The flavors on the table were (in order of popularity):

  • Lemon and honeycomb (lemons from the garden, local honey)
  • Fig and ginger (from last year’s fig crop out of our freezer)
  • Rhubarb and basil (both fresh from the garden)
  • Strawberry, lavender and mint(all fresh from the garden)
  • Kiwi and chocolate (I had to supplement the kiwis due to our tiny crop this year)
  • Coconut and lemongrass (lemongrass from the garden)
  • Sweetcorn (straight from the garden – I couldn’t think of anything to pair with this delicate flavor)
  • Mango and Jalapeno (with Karl’s famous jalapeno jam from our garden)
  • Apple and cherry (from the left over apple mush after juicing)

    stewing rhubarb july 28

 

 

 

home made honeycomb july 29

 
strawberries july 23

For weeks I’ve been thinking our berry patch was not doing well – I see plenty of small green berries, but never any big ripe juicy fruit to pick and make into smoothies or drop in a glass of wine.  Obviously something was eating the berries before I could get to them, and not just slugs but something that was eating the whole fruit – squirrels, birds, raccoons maybe?

Well the mystery was solved today when I caught the thief red handed – literally.  Turns out the berry eater is our two legged almost-two year old with a berry addiction, who is insistent on cutting out the middle man (me + blender + milk).

Lucky everything’s organic at least.  

blueberries july 23

 

tayberry july 23

liquorice july 11

This non-descript little plant, tucked between the tea plants and the stevia down by the gate, is in fact liquorice!  What a great find from my friend at the Farmers Market.   While I didn’t realize that it’s actually a legume – more closely related to beans and peas than fennel or anise – I did know that it’s the root we’ll be using in our gin in a few years.  Even though we can’t dig it up for 2-3 years, it must be tasty already, as someone (squirrel? cat? possum?) is already pushing away the soil around the base of the plant and nibbling away.  hmph.

apple tree feb 5

 1)  Prune the apple tree every year just as the new leaves are sprouting.  This will help it focus its efforts on big juicy apples instead of growing long, vertical branches.  We keep and trim down the branches we cut off – great smelling fire or barbeque wood after a season of drying in the sun.

apple tree aug 20

 

2) Peel, core and juice an absolute tonne of apples.   Please know that moment of applusion (the term for when you swear you’ll never eat another apple after spending the weekend up to your elbows in them) will go away slowly.  You don’t need to peel the apples if you’re making cider from them, but since we were making juice for the kiddos as well, I trudged on through peeling the whole lot.

apple cider apr 29

3) Pick the right champagne yeast and find a quiet warm spot to leave the apple juice cidering for the winter.  It turns out the timing is not as critical as some sites may suggest – we knew ours was ready for bottling when we accidently found it in the basement when looking for the camping gear at the start of summer. 

alcoholic apple cider apr 29

 

 

 

4) Try not to drink too much of the yummy brew as you’re bottling it.  By the time we waited for the dishwasher to finish sterilizing our second batch of recycled bottles, we didn’t need them!   

 Overall we are very happy with our first batch of home made alcoholic apple cider – light, crisp and mild.  Could use a bit more fizz but it’s aging nicely – a bit like us really.

tayberries june 15

I’ve discovered my new drink of the season. 

I’ve adapted the Bourbon Raspberry Splash from The Brixton (Union St, San Fran) to take advantage of the bucket loads of ripe tayberrys that are cascading over our fence these days.  This cocktail is refreshing, delicious and not too girly.

1.5 oz Bulleit bourbon
1 oz tayberry puree (or raspberries or blackberries)
.5 oz lime juice
.5 oz simple syrup
1 oz soda water

So… under the pretense of not wanting hundreds of delicious, juicy, sweet berries to go to waste… I’ll be propped up under the apple tree… probably slightly snozzled.

Is this tall enough to make some good bloody marys?

red celery may 15

Oh my, heck of a title.  Well “U Tube” videos are not the most exciting so I needed to beef up the title to try & get the word across as to what a great cocktail this truly is.

Right now I’m living in the Bay Area with its still crazy real estate prices but I’ve had the pleasure of constant IRISH SUNSHINE for the last few weeks. Yes IRISH SUNSHINE is the banner for all the different ways you can describe rain, (soft day thank god & all that stuff).

I moved to California to get away from the rain but it seems that for the opening scene of every New Year (Jan,Feb,Mar) I get pissed on (literally).  So with all this rain there has to be some good new right?  Yep you guessed it our swiss chard is going gangbusters in the garden.  This was great for the first few weeks but even the staunchest hippies can get enough of Chard.  Pretty strong-tasting veggie with a take no prisoner’s attitude.

The great thing and the horrible thing about the drinkable garden is that there are no boundaries. Hence my quest to land the chard into a drinkable/pleasing cocktail was a long hard battle with the taste buds. Did I mention that it’s pretty strong-tasting? Worst thing was to mix it with plain home-made vodka, as it tasted like liquid muck (last time I ate muck voluntarily was when I was 4 years old, last time involuntary was when I got flattened by the opposing teams player when I was the goal keeper for our school Gaelic football team when I was 12).  I think I’m going off on a tangent but it’s a weird taste like as strong as a pit bull and it won’t let go once it has coated your taste buds.

So after many nights of weird bitters and simple syrups the epiphany happened.  (I now know how to spell epiphany thanks to spell-check, but don’t ever ask me to pronounce it).  So there I was with one evening with a great Martini cocktail (cheapo old French vermouth with nice crafty Oregon gin), I ditched the vermouth and used the botanicals of the gin to tame the wild dog earthy flavors the Chard.  so simple I should have thought of it ages ago.   There you go….. A long-winded intro to the vid on how to make a great Chard Martini.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByFmZocviHM

drinkable arrangement Apr 22 stems

drinkable arrangement apr 22

While maybe not fit for Teleflora on Valentines Day, I think my vase full of veggies is gorgeous.   The stems are yellow chard, purple & green celery, and the flowers are brussel sprouts and watercress.  Cool huh?!  Maybe I’m just a gardening geek.

Drinkable Garden season two

We’re back! 

Welcome to Season Two of the Drinkable Garden.  Same little patch of dirt in our oasis 4 Bart stops from Downtown San Francisco, same weather, same motley crew (Lucy, Karl, Big (4) and Little (1)) and same mission – to have fun making as many drinks as possible from our garden.

Did we learn anything from last season?  Yes, don’t over water the tomatoes, our potato vodka is yummy, little boys like to jump on plants, and rosemary beer is a crap idea.   What’s this year’s drinkable garden plan?  To be smarter, greener and drunker.  

Cheers!

lilac tree apr 22

Since the lilac tree is only in bloom two short weeks of the year… its worth documenting.  We should really have taken a video too as the noise of the hundreds of bees buzzing around the flowers is deafeningly impressive.

brussels sprouts apr 9

Not only am I completely stumped on how to turn our brussels sprouts into a drink, but it turns out I am the only one who will eat them around here.   I may just have to admit defeat, roast them with some butter and brown sugar and enjoy them with a good glass of Kiwi sav blanc on my own.

our spot at half moon bay apr 1

What do you call it when two adults and two small boys cram themselves into a house on wheels for a week to drive around Northern California’s beaches? 

 

Heaven.

 

swiss chard feb 5

chard mimosaFeb 5

Note to self… just because it looks great, smells yummy and is good for you, does not mean it tastes good.  Quite the contrary in fact.    This definitely needs more work if it’s going to be fit for public consumption.   

 

What else is there to do on a cold winter’s night but make a youtube video of a new cocktail invention?   The drinkable garden is overflowing with watercress, lemons and lavender at the moment, so what a great winter warmer a Whiskey Sourcress would be. 

Seems like a good idea right?   It was… until the presenter was pretty snoozled by take six, we were both barely holding it together with laughter, and the kids woke up in the middle of our shoot.

 

Here is last weekend’s loot:  five trays of hops, a wheelbarrow full of potatoes, armfuls of tomatoes, and a basketful of onions.  Details, descriptions and drinks are not too far away, but for now this tired farmhand needs to head to her day desk job for some rest. 

potatoes sept 12

hops sept 12

tomatoes sept 12

onions sept 12

apples sept 3

After our big backyard apple pick-a-thon last weekend we are buried in apples.  We’ve had whole apples, apple muffins, apple (and strawberry) pie, apple sauce, apple juice and yet there are still five bowls of apples precariously stacked around the kitchen.   Luckily we now have Freddie the Freezer down the in basement so he’s been loaded up with enough Tupperware full of apple juice and sauce to last us through winter… or a couple of cocktails parties whichever comes first.   Now the only question is who will devour their apple supply first… Little and his sauce, Big and his juice, Mummy and her cider, or Daddy and his blow-your-socks-off hard cider.

Drink photos and Garden to Glass recipes to follow shortly.

carrot mimosa sept 4

Here is one of our carrot juice mimosas - served at this mornings Drinkable Garden brunch.  Delicious, healthy and incredibly kiddy-friendly (theirs had sparkling apple juice). 

Also from our garden on the table in some form or another:  lettuce, tomatoes, onions, squash, cucumber, figs, apples and an assortment of tea. 

And on the kids table everything had to match the drinks as per Big’s request:  goldfish, sweet potato, mandarins, orange string cheese and orange cheese puffs… none of which came from our garden.    Yes, a 3 year old’s mind is a peculiar thing.

eat real entries aug 26

Here is a direct quote from our first-ever professional feedback for one of the Drinkable Garden’s homebrew entries in last weekend’s Eat Real Festival competition….

“WTF? A little too hot for a balanced chili beer but too sweet and rich to pair with tacos.  It burns!”   6.5/10

Alrighty!  What a fantastic, frame-worthy result.   Nothing like an expletive to know you’ve left an impression on a judge.

BTW – yes, our Taco stout included 5 jalapenos and 15 Anise Hyssop leaves!

still first run aug 22

Our first run at the still went surprisingly well.    We decided against using our own potatoes to practice on (our tragically small crop this year doesn’t look like it will permit do-overs) so we took the extreme amateur route and produced our first moon shine with shop-bought, pure white, granulated sugar.   Sad but true.

We cooked up the 15 lbs of sugar with 5 gallons of water and some super hungry yeast into a big pot of liquid candy.  Five days later, when the smell had changed to that of an alco-pop, we figured it was time for distillation so we set up our highly unsophisticated outdoor factory.   Using our camping stove we kept the stainless steel kettle at 173 degrees (F), while our garden fountain pump circulated ice-cube temperature water from our chiller box through the copper distillation column.  Several hours later and the 16 ounce bottle was half full of 183 proof blow-your-brains-off alcohol.   Filtered and cut to 80 proof (40%) our ‘vodka’ is recognizable, possibly drinkable but definitely not smooth. 

Are we pleased with ourselves?  yup.  Are we ready to make the Drinkable Garden spud vodka?  um-yes.  Are we ready to take on the pros or quit our day jobs?  not on your life.

apples aug 29

tomatoes aug 9

tomatoes aug 9

Here’s what happened when we didn’t notice a big leak in the irrigation, right at the base of the tomatoes… for two weeks.  Hmph.    Like there was ever any doubt that we’re amateurs at this gardening stuff.  Will they recover?  Will they forgive us?

carrot crop aug 7

This past weekend our 14.2 lbs of traditional and rainbow carrots met the newest member of our family… the Super Dooper Juicer.  It was quick, painless and very, very quiet… I’m sure they didn’t feel a thing.   Carrot juice stories, muffin & cake recipes and the Garden to Glass recipes to follow shortly. 

1st carrot weigh-in aug 7carrot juice aug 7

carrot juice aug 7

absinthe wormwood july 30

… or braver perhaps.  Should we attempt to turn our Artemisia absinthium (wormwood) into a bad tasting, hallucinogenic, growth stunting, “addictive psychoactive drug” (as Wikipedia suggests) alcoholic spirit using illegal home distilling?  Or instead leave it be in the garden to work as an excellent companion plant repelling lots of pests including moths and fleas?  Do we laugh in the face of danger, live on the edge and dance with the devil?  Tune in next time. 

 

dried chilies july 18

anise hyssop july 18

Do you think adding 5 ounces of our Anise Hyssop leaves and flowers and 6 of our dried jalapeno chilis to our Black Death Stout home brew will produce…

 a) a good paint-stripper 

b) a cauldron concoction worthy of an evil witch’s spell 

c) a blow-your-brains-out elixir great for sampling at the end of the night when everyone is already blotto 

experimental homebrew july 18

d) an enjoyable, enviable, prize winning brew 

Results and recipe will be posted after this batch

(and this witch) have had time to toil and trouble.

Here’s the long awaited first official recipe from Drinkable Garden.  Not only is it really refreshing, very posh and easy to make, but it’s only one day late for Bastille Day.  This Garden to Glass recipe gets a ‘BB’ rating from our official rating system. 

GARDEN…

There are many different varieties of lemons, but since the Improved Meyer Lemons are very juicey, less acidic and disease-free, they’re very popular.  It also helps that they bear fruit year round and start bearing fruit at an early age.   Lemons are evergreen trees/shrubs that like lots of sun, well drained soil and a hefty watering every other week (or more frequently if it’s just a newbie).  There are special citrus fertilizers that are loaded with nitrogen and there are unique pruning needs and pest challenges, but overall they’re pretty foolproof. 

The English lavender is the most popular variety of lavender because it is the sweetest and easiest to grow.  They do like lots of sun but don’t need a tonne of water, and are virtually pest free.   It can be heart-breaking to cut back the shrub by over a half just after its bloomed, but its worth it.  The plants stay compact and not too woody and the next lot of flowers will be gorgeous.   The only downside to lavender is that they don’t last forever – how many years you get before they fall over depends on the climate. 
 

 TO…

 Pick the lavender wands in mid bloom and hang them upside down somewhere dry and dark for a few weeks.   Once they’re dried the petals should pull off the stem very easily. 
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Make the lavender simple syrup by bringing 1 cup of water, 2 cups of sugar and the dried flower petals of 7 big stems of lavender to the boil (stirring constantly).  Reduce the heat, cover and let it simmer for 5 minutes.  Remove from the heat and put it in a covered bowl in the fridge for a couple of days.  After it has had plenty of time to steep, strain it to remove the petals.  A fine kitchen mesh sieve works great if you’re ok with a few tiny floaters to add authenticity.  If not, find some cheese cloth to strain it through. 
 

GLASS…

Mix together:

1 part freshly squeezed lemon juice

1 part still or sparkling water (or champagne for the grownups)

spoon in lavender simple syrup until it’s no longer lip-puckering but yummy and sweet

Garnish with fresh lavender, sit back and enjoy.

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Notes:  We use the Sunset Western Garden Book of Edibles for our gardening guide but the content of these recipes, and photos, are all original.

We’ve discovered a new way to produce drinks from our garden… trade our flowers and veggies for our neighbors’ drinkables!  Our friend and neighbor, Wendy has some glorious well established fruit trees (lemon, pomelo, pomegranate)… and a undeniable skill for beautiful watercolor painting.   Her fruit paintings are just delicious.  Congrats on making the cover of edible East Bay Wendy. 

So here is yesterday’s trade:

Cougettes + Wierd leek flowers = Lemons + Hydrangeas

What a great deal.  The sooper-dooper-juicer-6000 is due to arrive any day now so I need to dig out the lemonade recipe and stock up on sugar.  Or could I substitute our stevia?

What an honor to have been voted Farmer of the Day by the great folks at Urban Farm.  Thank you very much. 

If only they knew that at the time I was actually standing in a business suit and my red rubber boots, i-phone in one hand rescheduling a meeting, garden hose in the other watering the camellia sinesis.  What a sight!  I guess thats the life of an urban farmer… one foot in each camp. 

Only eight hours till I can switch the phone for a celebratory Drinkable Garden cocktail!

Being a Kiwi myself (a New Zealander) I fully understand the difference between the kiwi bird and the kiwifruit.  While both are small, brown and furry, one is a blind, nocturnal, flightless bird and the other is a yummy fruit packed with vitamin C, folic acid, potassium and fiber (and incidentally named after the bird). 

It turns out however that there is a lot I didn’t know about kiwifruits - like almost everything about growing them successfully.   Yes, we brought home two plants (the female was mysteriously and hysterically called ‘Vincent’) and have given them shelter from wind, ample sun, correct fertilizer and a good fence to climb up.  Here’s what I didn’t know… 

  1. I was meant to prune back the vines so they have one strong trunk, then allowing two branches to grow out either side.  The fruit grows on new shoots on these fruiting arms and laterals, so I need to cut back any old wood each winter. 
  2. They have sensitive, shallow roots so we need to be careful with all our other cultivation.
  3. It could take 3 years until we see our first fruit.  :-(
  4. They fruit in winter.  Huh?!  How did I not know this?!  

While patience is not one of this gardener’s strongest virtues, it looks like we’re going to have to wait a while before sipping on our own kiwifruit juice or wine.   At least I can now stop running out each morning to look for fruit! 

kiwi - the fruit

kiwi - the bird

hops slug bait beer

If we can drink from our garden, its only fair that our slimy buddies do too.  We’ve been snail and slug baiting with beer this season, and while it’s not always 100% effective or accurate… it is loads of fun in a gruesome kind of way… and of course organic.  It’s also really our only option considering the little hands that pick up and eat dirt around here.   Besides… compared to ingesting Sluggo or being squashed under a boot, surely drowning in beer is pretty humane. 

It only stands to reason therefore, that when we brew our first Drinkable-Garden-grown-hops-brew, we name it ”Snail Bait“.  Using that to protect the very same hops plants from snails is probably an irony lost on the slugs themselves…  but is still hilarious to us.

red white and blue

Happy July 4th from the Drinkable Garden!

What does it make?  I guess we’d call it Berry Figin Delicious. 

July4 cocktail

cactus july 3

How do I know how gorgeous the sight of the first rays of morning sun catching our 20 ft tall cactus flowers can be?  Because I haven’t slept in past 5:30am since our eldest was born.

camellia sinensis july 2

The science to making a perfect cup of tea can be incredibly complex.  It really is a beautiful art form, full of traditions, regional nuances, myths and legends.  Unfortunately here at the Drinkable Garden we live in the Instant Gratification World and have therefore reduced our cuppa making process to a simple, quick three step dance.  

1.  Pick the baby leaves off the organic camellia sinensis, wash them and let them air dry on a paper towel for a couple of days until they are limp. 

picked tea may 29 (black, mint, chamomile and lemon balm)

washed and dried tea may 29

2. Roll / crush them by hand and leave them in a cool dry spot (covered to keep the dust off) for a few weeks until they go dark.  I label them so I can remember which plant they came from, just in case there’s a difference.  

drying tea june 29

3.  Throw them in a tea pot diffuser (or bag), pour boiling water over them and enjoy.  

first cup of tea june 19

With the basics nailed down, I’m now going to work on the details… different rolling techniques… making green tea by frying the leaves… drying the leaves in the oven… adding flavors (lavender, bergamot from our garden)… different brewing techniques and times… 

… but for now, I’ll be on the porch enjoying my cuppa and my mag (azine) if you need me.

The site of the new distillation kit combined with the site of the self rejuvenating potatoes in their new raised bed is enough to bring tears (of joy) to our eyes.  Let the herbal oils, essences and home-made flavored cocktail journey begin!

our new still july 1

I’ve been thinking lately that we might be missing something… yes we have plans underway for beer, tea, juices, wine, cocktails and even some cool mocktails, but what about milk drinks?  How hard would it be to produce milk from our Drinkable Garden?  Crazy, yes.  Un-doable, well… no, as it turns out.   Here are the options so far..

  • Borrow a cow
  • Buy a goat
  • Get a sheep
  • Plant an almond tree
  • Grow soy
  • Grow rice

 

While the livestock versions sound cool… and ‘goats are the new chickens’ when it comes to urban gardening trends… and Oakland is about to change its zoning laws to include small goats… it does seem a bit out of our league for now.  The list of Pros includes, of course, the milk, pets for the kids and free lawn mowing.  The Cons however are big.  We’d have to build fences for our new friends, buy them food, clean up poop every day, and buy earplugs and beer for the neighbors.   Probably not the best option for our postage stamp sized property. 

An almond tree sounds at first like a good idea too, especially considering our close proximity to the largest almond growing region in the country, but when you consider we’d have to buy two trees and wait 3-4 years, that idea also gets the thumbs down. 

Which leaves us with the rice milk and soy milk options.  Yes, and yes.  Bought the organic seeds today!

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